Yo dont text me then not text me
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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