I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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