So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I have aggressive nipples.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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