dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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