Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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