It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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