I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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