After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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