OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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