Kiss
Puke
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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