Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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