I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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