Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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