Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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