dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My ass is underappreciated
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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