I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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