I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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