Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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