Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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