Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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