i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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