You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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