and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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