We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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