i think i have herpe
just one?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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