Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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