thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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