i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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