Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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