Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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