Whatcha textin bout Willis?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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