Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
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