Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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