did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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