BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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