thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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