spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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