AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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Wipe that smile off your face.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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