singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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