Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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