Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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