I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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