I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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