I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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