idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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