i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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