no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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