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(443): View more from Maryland

Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.

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(443): Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her. http://tfl.nu/u8d4

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He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.

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(952): He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened. http://tfl.nu/wacr

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(614): View more from Ohio

Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...

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FUCK YOU.

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(614): Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours... (1-614): FUCK YOU. http://tfl.nu/d4zw

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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?

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(419): This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream? http://tfl.nu/farl

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You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that

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(714): You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that http://tfl.nu/q1k2

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Do they take checks?

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Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?

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(606): Do they take checks? (1-606): Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL? http://tfl.nu/lvo7

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(206): View more from Washington

Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.

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(206): Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night. http://tfl.nu/zl6t

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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.

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(360): Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name. http://tfl.nu/xkiq

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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang

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(412): I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang http://tfl.nu/dtxk

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you

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(304): Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you http://tfl.nu/fgii

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.

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(413): Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you. http://tfl.nu/55zo

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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"

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(904): You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!" http://tfl.nu/k8t0

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(352): View more from Florida

Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live

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(352): Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live http://tfl.nu/q9p0

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(760): View more from California

Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away

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(760): Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away http://tfl.nu/rpjr

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(630): View more from Illinois

Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me

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(630): Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me http://tfl.nu/sh43

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