Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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