guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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